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fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk
As a european i sometimes forget furefkied are actually real and not american folklore/cryptids. Like you’ve got friendly little bugs that glow in the dark….. b r uh
in case europeans were worried: we love them very much! even tho they’re clumsy and slow and sometimes bump into you, no one swats fireflies here, or takes them for granted. even grownups sometimes reach out in the summer and gently catch a firefly for a minute before letting it go.
By “reach out” that’s meant quite literally–you just kinda. Stick your hand in their flight path and they land on you and will sit on your hand for a bit. Sometimes if you’re just walking or standing outside while they’re active you have to shoo them off you because they’ll just. Sit on you.
They’re harmless and very pretty and it’s always a treat to see because they’re out for a relatively short time each year.
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Fix this by turning "show upload progress" off in Account Settings 👍
Gotta love the tumblr time honored tradition of telling each other how to turn off fucking annoying updates 🤝🏽✨
nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing a bit that my mother dislikes
i think i'm funny and that's the main thing
(ID: both images are a text message conversation between OP and Mothership [their mom]
Mom: Text me to say you're home safely
OP: I'm home dangerously
Mom: Stop it
OP: I'm home lethally
OP: I'm home in an extremely lackadaisical and downright reckless fashion
Mom: Text me that you are at home and not in a wheelie bin
OP: My journey home is violating so many health and safety regulations
I've killed three pedestrians
Mom: You're breaking my heart
OP: I actually got murdered as soon as I left your field of vision
Mom: So not funny
OP: And then got up and was immediately murdered again by a different person
Mom: On the tube now
So unable to respond to your witticisms
OP: Who knows how many times I'll have been murdered by the time you get off the tube
end ID)
